Best jokes of the month

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Here at MPS Education we believe that humour is an important element of any work related environment and is vital in keeping moral high as well as teachers and students productive. Here are a number of our favourite jokes from over the past month:

“TEACHERS DESERVE A LOT OF CREDIT. OF COURSE, IF THEY GOT PAID A BIT MORE THEY WOULDN’T NEED IT!”

“I WENT OUT WITH A BIOLOGY TEACHER ONCE, AND A PHYSICS PROFESSOR. HAD TO DUMP THEM BOTH THOUGH. JUST WASN’T ENOUGH CHEMISTRY!”

“WE SPEND THE FIRST TWO YEARS OF THEIR LIVES TEACHING THEM TO WALK AND TALK. THEN YOU SPEND THE NEXT 16 YEARS TELLING THEM TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!”
“I TOOK THE SCHOOL BUS HOME YESTERDAY…POLICE SOON MADE ME BRING IT BACK!”
“THERE ARE 2 GOOD REASONS TO BECOME A TEACHER…JULY AND AUGUST!”
“MY OLD MA USED TO ALWAYS WANT ME TO BE A HISTORY TEACHER… PROBLEM IS… THERE’S NO FUTURE IN IT!”

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