"We spend the first two years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up!"
"I took the school bus home yesterday...police soon made me bring it back!"
"There are 2 good reasons to become a teacher...July and August!"
"When I was younger, my old man wanted me to have all the opportunities he never had...So he sent me to a girls school""
"My old ma used to always want me to be a history teacher... problem is... there's no future in it!"
"Why did the teacher go cross eyed? He couldn't control his pupils!"
"Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if they got paid a bit more they wouldn't need it!"
"I went out with a biology teacher once, and a physics professor. Had to dump them both though. Just wasn't enough chemistry...!"

Welcome to MPS Education

MPS Education are one of Wales leading and most trusted sources of permanent / supply teaching and support staff roles. We work with schools throughout Cardiff, Bridgend, Caerphilly, the Vale of Glamorgan, Newport and Rhondda Cynon Taf to find the very best candidates whenever they are needed.